May 2011
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Oh no, it’s cool parents, it’s not like I didn’t want to join you over at my neighbor’s house when he just got home from basic training, really, just go on and have your coffee and deserts, I didn’t want to say hi, how are you or anything, don’t worry about me.
Why do I complain so fucking much god damn I have a pretty decent life why the fuck do I feel so inadequate?
April 2011
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If someone were to just look at how busy I was today they might just think I have a life. Might.
Ten seconds in the door and my friend spotted the hickey. My art teacher even pointed it out. How have my parents let it go unnoticed for two days now holy shit you could spot this atrocity from space.
loveplanetai asked: yeah dude i work for edible arrangements, right in your neighborhooood :P
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Someone tell me I’m a slut and smack some sense into me
That sounded like I enjoy being abused
mendeldrive asked: Hi,
First of all I'd like to tell you that your themes are my favs. They're very minimal and well laid out. I currently have using your "Cellar Door 2.0" theme and was wondering if you could tell me how to add my own background.
First of all I'd like to tell you that your themes are my favs. They're very minimal and well laid out. I currently have using your "Cellar Door 2.0" theme and was wondering if you could tell me how to add my own background.
I do not care if you’re drunk, do not put your hand down my pants when we’ve just met. I’m all for PDA, just not at a club, no thank you, that’s taking it quite too far. Oh great, I also have a hickey from you, fucking amazing now that I have to go in tomorrow to work and teach a training class, so wonderful. And I smell like alcohol because you spilt your drink on my arm.
Oh Hollywood, how...
How it amazes me when I get cute followers oh how it amazes me that I get followers at all damn
Someone go to precalc for me and find out that I failed yet another test for me and flirt with that one guy in front of me he always wears a cute grey hipster sweater but yeah if you need me I’ll be dying in my car okay sounds like a superb plan Darryl absolutely superb I love that word.
One day someone is going to look through my sketchbook and ask me if I have an ass fetish.
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I am totally Shane Botwin
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I masturbated to my mother’s naked pictures, and she may or may not have found a jock strap in the wash. YOU ARE SO RIGHT RACHEL.
Re-blogging for the truth.
You are a cruel and indecent human being I hope you know this.
I am not Shane Botwin
I didn’t masturbate to my mother’s naked pictures, she may or may not have found a jock strap in the wash. THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE RACHEL.
thatsjustrachel replied to your post:My mother has questions for me now oh god someone…
leftover veggie pizza at my house… (no from when we went, from earlier tonight, haha)
It was a false alarm, she just wanted to know when I wanted to get my oil changed in my car. But I still want some veggie pizza so yeahhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll be over in 5 minutes?
Almost one hundred percent positive that my mom found my jock strap in the wash. Welp, this is going to be fun to explain.
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I’d absolutely love to go to New York this summer.
Inquire within for the URL to my personal →
*If I missed anyone.
I followed a few of you and I’m sure you’ll find my url very fat and gay I mean you can’t miss it.
Fuck it I’m just going to join the whole Tumblr bandwagon and just make myself a personal I have too many problems and sexual frustrations for one blog to handle
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I shouldn’t be allowed on the Internet at hours like this.
I can switch from energetic and motivated to extremely lazy and wanting to kill myself faster then whatever speed light travels at.
I wonder how much sin I can pack into 24 hours on Easter Sunday I wonder
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Someone let me come to their house and buy a fucking knife from me, buy a fucking cutting board for fuck’s sake, before I get fucking fired fuck.
So let me distract everyone from my last gay text post by posting this gay text post. So as everyone mostly knows it’s Earth day today. So my little group went outside at break and decided to throw around this giant silver inflatable “condom” thing
And it was all fun and games until
And then we got Pricilla’s shoe stuck in the tree. And then we got a soft ball stuck...
Sam put your dick away.
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oh my god darryl.
I felt so dumb yesterday, I checked Walmart, Sears, JCPenny and Macy’s, couldn’t find any and then I finally just went to Dick’s Sporting Goods and I was laughing the whole way there when I realized how fucking ironic that was.
